we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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