Three words: puerto rican gang bang
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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