then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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