okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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