Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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