bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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