did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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