How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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