I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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