There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The struggles of a small town man whore
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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