is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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