it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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