So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
