with your own penis?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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