I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
you never un-have a 4some
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
