YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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