I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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