i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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