she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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