So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Randomize
