i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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