I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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