Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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