He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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