i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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