I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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