? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
