i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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