Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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