jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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