Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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