It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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