yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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