Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
