I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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