check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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