i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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