Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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