i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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