Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
