you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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