How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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