Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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