your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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