have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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