I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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