There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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