you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
tell me about the eggs
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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