what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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