Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
