oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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