Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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