it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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